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1. popeye's chicken
Popeye's chicken is when you take the raw skin of a chicken breast and wrap it around an erect penis. then you proceed to insert in the vagina. just before ejaculation you pull out, shove the chicken skin in her mouth, immediately followed by a "nut-busting" in her mouth with the skin still in it. then quickly poke the broad in the eye with the erect penis(preferably both eyes but one will do).
what did you guys eat for dinner last night? i gave her some popeye's chicken.
2. simple plan
A horrible earache of a band from Canada. They should be categorized as Emo Pop-Punk, if you can even call them remotely punk. They should have a "Suckiest band ever battle" between Simple Plan and Good Charlotte. Nonetheless, this band has earned its star on the walk of ass-suckdom.
I'm not really big on punk(more of a metal fan) but I do love OLD AFI, especially shut your mouth and open your eyes and black sails in the sunset(AFI's hardcore days)
3. pops
Short for pop-fucking-eyes, the best fried chicken on the planet
Let's go get some POPS tonight!
4. Choking the cat
The female equivalent to 'choking the chicken'. It means to masturbate. Only available for women-folk.
It refers to the word pussy meaning both slang for vagina and also cat.
Anissa: What are you doing tonight, Kimmy?
Kimmy: I'll prolly just be choking the cat and take a masturnap.
Anissa: -squinty eyes- Pervert.
Kimmy:-laughs- Stick ass prude.
5. dennis
Hillbilly, white bread, chicken humpin cracker, suffering from 10 days of funky sack, hygiene is for shit, doesn't bathe and wears the same clothes for a week. Smells like a moldy jack rag. He's also fighting a loosing battle against beard dandruff, which during breakfast, can leave "snow" in my sweet sweet syrup. Chain smoking to the point that he reeks of fumunda cheese and ashes. A work out consists of eating a fun size bag of m&m's, and after only 2 he's in need of mouth to mouth, but is only worthy of ass to mouth.
That nasty mother fucka, needs to go home and engage in some pit and taint scrubbery, change them funky drawers, and pop a tic tac, just being near him makes my eyes water and burns my nose hair, smelling like a week of rotten back ass, what a dennis.
6. Weird Al Paradox
The phenomenon of a celebrity, most notably Weird Al Yankovic, who grows more popular the geekier he gets.

Another example would be Seth Green who is/was a co-star on geek shows Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Family Guy and went on to co-creating and participating in Robot Chicken, one of the geekiest shows in human history, while becoming in many people's eyes cooler and cooler.
Weird Al's song and video for White and Nerdy were both extremely popular but also chock full of geek references, it's quite the Weird Al Paradox.
7. Fan em'
Used when a nigga is at total dis-belief of what he saw or what someone else or himself has said. the act is when the people around him/her approach him/her and fan him with their hand, paper, fanner, etc..
dolla- "i went to pop eyes yesterday, had me some mashed potatoes and a biscuit..oh not to mention that bangin ass fried chicken....OOOOOHHH CHILD THAT FRIED CHICKEN WAS GOOD..OOOOOOHH CHILD..I can't breeev..

fox- "fan em'!!"

(a whole bunch of ppl around them, appraoch dolla and fan him with whatever object creats wind.)
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