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Actually, the use of "pop-tart" as an adjective for a slatternly pop singer was first coined by Mark Hänser in the Long Beach (California) Union Daily in 1983, first in reference to "Pat Bena-tart" then famously about Scandal's Patty Smyth (of "Goodbye To You" and "The Warrior" fame.)
By Mark Hänser, from the CSULB Union Daily's "finals week" issue of June, 1983:
"Pop Tart (pop tärt) n. 1. A delightful toaster pastry manufactured by Kellogg's of Battle Creek, MI. Often iced, the flaky treat is filled with either yummy fruits or some other sweet, such as chocolate or brown sugar-cinnamon. adj. 2. Patty Smyth, lead singer of the pop-rocking quintet Scandal. Possessing a certain fondness for leather-topped party dresses and long black gloves. Smyth follows in the footsteps of a long line of female perfomers who like to tease as much as torch. syn - Pat Benatar, Suzi Quatro." |
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A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved. Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.
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A delicious treat that comes in many flavors, the best flavor being Smores.
Warning: Do not attempt to heat a pop tart in the microwave for three seconds. If you do, the pop tart will still be cold, a most infuriating discovery. What is this?
This pop tart is still cold! AFTER THREE SECONDS! What IS this? What IS THIS? WHAT!? WHAT!? BULLSHIT! THIS IS CRAP! |
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n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon. "I have a bunch of f*cking annoying pop tarts in my english class."
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a lip synching teeny bopper bimbo on Mtv who acts trampy (pick one) Mtv is the pop tart channel
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"pop" short for "popular" and "tart" meaning "whore". usually popular slutty girls. "damn look at those pop tarts over there" -random person #1
"i know don't waste your time, they're all way too easy." -random person #2 |
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coined by page six of the new york post, sugar sweet pop singer (male or female) that has zero pesonality, zero talent, more money than god, and a penchant for getting ripped at trendy urban high dollar night clubs. "pop tart britney spears was seen puking in a stall at the midtown church for club goers
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Sugar filled crack puppies, long suspected to be laced with some sort of hardcore addictive drug. Pop tarts are love. You eat them and are transported to a magical kingdom. WHoooooAAAahhhhh, these Pop Tarts are smashin', my bro.
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