Top Definition
To jizz oneself
*Albie and Ryan are standing*
*Erica walks by and Ablie reaches for his crotch while simultaneously displaying his O Face*
Ryan: "What happened? Did you just pop a flare?"
Albie: "Yeah...I popped a flare"
Ryan: *Steps away* "Yeah I figured"
Ablie: "Yeah..."
by gosox19 May 23, 2013

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