POOZER (adj): cliche, cheesy, annoying, of the d-bag descent.
POOZIN' (v) acting like a total poozer.
FEMALE poozers can be spotted taking part in the following things: the kissy lip/peace sign combo in Facebook/Myspace pictures; a ridiculous amount of cheetah/zebra print clothes; text/type "LyK3 Dys"; use the term "lol" after every other word; cell phone signatures consist of things like "#1 DiVa 4 Lyf3", "Betta 0fF wiTouT hym", etc.; take pictures of themselves drinking alcohol; use the classic "roll shorts more times than i need to, to make my butt look bigger" method of attracting other poozers; wear Aeropostale polos/jeans with butterflies imprinted on them; set their myspace name as their first name, then a dramatic noun after it. ex-SAMMY SUICIDE, or DIANNE DISASTER; load up their arms with hemp bracelets to make themselves a "hippie"; can be seen sporting a large amount of peace sign jewelry; have tattoos containing: butterflies/zebra hearts/etc.; take pictures making out with their boyfriends.
a people from time to time.
Kind of like "jack-ass" or "putz"
Native of Bolovax Vik, Kilowogs Home planet.
Kilowog: "Yeah, he's a real Poozer."
Guy Gardner: " Hey, what are guys talking about ?"
Hal Jordan: "mmm....nothing."
Kilowog: " Definitely not talking about you being a Poozer or anything."
Hal Jordan: " Hey, I got and idea. Why don't you go hang out with your buddy, G'nort ?, rember how cool he is ?"
Guy Gardner: "I fucking hate you guys."