a cooler way of saying asshole. It works better to describe an asshole with heavy penile traffic.
... frankie's vadge was too loose so I put it in the pootwat!
by the jewelhammer November 26, 2006
A female that wipes from back to front, spreading the funk, so to speak.
You just know Rebecca Black is a pootwat.
by your mom got it June 20, 2011