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1.
A jerk or meanie-poo-head (MPH) in a friendly manner like between two good friends or boyfriend-girlfriend.
David: "Did you just eat my last double stuffed E. L. Fudge cookie?"

Dachene: /lying "Umm... no..."

David: "You pootista."
by ninjaFeet May 03, 2011