Poortelligent 

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.

Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded

Poortelligent by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005

Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

Pooptext by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

pootexter 

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

pootexter by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

Portext 

Exchanging information in writing through a portal. (Used in medical communication often)

Please portext our office to cancel your appointment.
daMouse™

Portext by daMouse™ January 18, 2021

Portext 

Communication in writing through a secure portal.
(Often used with medical communication)

Please portext our office to cancel your appointment.

Portext by daMouse™ January 18, 2021

poorexia 

Only Eating Poop Forever.

Oi, what have you ate today?
Did you forgor, timmy? I Have Poorexia, I Ate Shit today.

poorexia by Leo124 October 8, 2023

poorexia 

when you dont eat anyuthing but poo for a long time. As seen in the great fanfic 'Putin x Kim Jong Un True UwU Love' on watpad

I have poorexia baby I'm sorry

poorexia by kdpug1 October 8, 2023