Poor Man Shower 

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.

Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower

Poor Man Shower by JustFred August 8, 2014

poor man's shower 

much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.

the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.

1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.

3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning

poor man's shower by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009

Poor man's shower 

When a regular shower is unavailable and you use the closest available water source and proceed to dump it all over your body and continue on with your day. Eg. a water bottle, bucket of water, hose

I woke up hung over in someones yard, with a bottle of water next to me. I took two sips, then dumped it all over me.

Nothing like a poor man's shower to start my day

Poor man's shower by Alycat2457 September 6, 2012

pooshower 

Taking a shower immediately after pooing.

"That's too long to be just washing his hands, David must be taking a pooshower."

"There's no toilet paper in here! Am I expected to take a pooshower after?"

pooshower by j_sz June 13, 2009

Poopshower

A poop immediately followed by a shower. Poopshowers are preferable done completely naked for maximum freedom. This is sometimes termed the naked poopshower though "naked" is often left off because it's implied and thus poopshower is synonomous with naked poopshower.

Usually a noun but can be used as a verb.

Other variants include:

Powerpoopshower -Poop combined with a power shower (1 beer consumed during the shower)

Doublepowerpoopshower -1 beer before/ during pooping followed by a power shower thus 2 beers are consumed total

Open Door Poopshower - Leaving doors open during a poopshower to ensure maximum freedom and usually to watch TV during the poop.

The Holy Grail of poopshowers is the ever elusive poopshowerbeejnap. Which as you can guess is a poopshower followed directly by a blowjob which inevitably leads to a nap. To truly achieve Nirvana the nap must be solo.

"I am so stoked for this epic poopshower I'm about to take"

"Alright, I'm going to go to dinner, poopshower, and do some homework"

Poopshower by thechop123 August 1, 2009