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1. Lava Tag
A game of tag where one becomes it if they touch the ground; usually played at parks, or basically anywhere with enough stuff to jump around on without touching actual ground.

Common Lava Tag dialog-

Chris: Oh shit, I touched lava.

Odie: Haha, you're it.

Alecks: Why is the ground always lava?!

Daniel Tosh: Because you're poor.

2. Lava Monkey
a racist term for a hawaiian person or an islander in the state of hawaii.
these dirty lava monkeys are eating all the god damn spam.
3. noobsquad
Proper noun; An online multiplayer clan/group/squad/gaggle of noobs that noobisciously command their gaming environment by telling jokes, kamakazeeing, begging, killing player killers and making friends with poor people in Full Bronze Armour. A noobtittytatcious example that multi player combat games can be fun, safe and humourous for teens. Objective: to instill fear into the enemy (the choobs) by intimidation of intellect, wit and craziness. NoobSquad is famous in the online game Runescape.com
"The NoobSquad Noobsnake ascended into the wilderness to attack the cabbage demons of lvl 45! All the Noob players, in Full Bronze Armour stopped to swim in some lava, briefly."
by James M Burton Jan 10, 2004 add a video
4. kitsch
Something that appeals to popular or lowbrow taste and is often of poor quality.
Keychains are a fitting example of kitsch... anything tacky and or garish. From inflatable furniture to lava lamps to foam covered mobile phones.
5. chav
A boy/girl (chavette), who loves to 'impress'. They do this by wearing 'Burberry, Adidas, Rockport boots, and the like. Sometimes these are not even fake (usually a cheap accessory or something). The strange thing is though, they actually, in their tiny minds, think they look stylish. Mind you, that socks outside the tracky bottoms thing could catch on, (in Uzbeckistan or somewhere). They are the coolest things on earth as far as they're concerned. Every sane person knows that on the coolness scale they come a few places below molten lava flowing through a blast furnace. Its not their faults because they just don't know anything about style, they need help. So please, please, the next time you see one please just tell them what prats they look. (Don't be frightened 'cos these aren't even plastic gangsters, more like cotton wool wanksters). we must do something cos these youngsters are our future generation and at the moment they actually think the word chav is a compliment. Need I say more

Fake Burberry , loads of gold (that magically turns green), in their ears and on their fingers, any sports tracksuit (bottoms tucked in socks), the most gaudy naff trainers available. Often with chavette in tow similarly attired

Source: gus7268, Dec 29, 2004
to quote starsailor they're just poor misguided fools
by gus7268 Jan 2, 2005 add a video
6. anal holocaust
To dump a load so big that it forms a pyramid several inches above the toilet's water line, often has the consistency of cement fresh from the cement truck. Can also be molten lava that explodes from your asshole, spraying the underside of the toilet seat. The horrible smell causes paint to peel off the bathroom walls and all of the house plants to wilt.
That poor bastard who walked into men's room nearly asphyxiated from the horrific smell of my anal holocaust.
by crapholio Jul 25, 2005 add a video
7. garden-stated
To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.
Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.
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