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A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.
"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"

"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."
by walruschild July 20, 2007
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