| 36. | Frexican | ||
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A creature descendant of both French and Mexican blood lines once thought to be a myth. This half French Half Mexican monster is now recognized by science to be a real flesh and blood being brought into existence by the use of Tequila, poor decision making and lack of condoms. Frexicans are impatient, drink, smoke, piss on your dog and generally regarded as being easily insulted. That Frexican just drank all of my Tequila and pissed on my dog yo!
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| 37. | Blame it forward | ||
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In anticipating failure in poor decision making, especially at the managment level, by preparing in advance a third party to hold responsible and thus avoid accountablity. CEO: If these third quarter projections turn out to be as bogus as you think, the board will have my ass.
CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward. CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months. CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink? |
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| 38. | hushband | ||
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A henpecked, meek-ish man, married or not, in a relationship, who lets the woman do all the talking or decision making, and is not allowed to have opinions of his own. Mary: "Susan, this is my husband, George." George is standing slightly behind Mary.
Susan, "Hi, George, how are you?" George: "Hi, I'm...." Mary, "Oh, he's fine." George: "Yes, yes I am ...." Mary: "George is a CPA. He is opening up his own practice." Susan: "Really? How nice. George, where will your office be?" Mary: "We haven't decided yet. You know, men. You have to do everything for them." Susan, embarrassed and uncomfortable, tries again: "George, where did you go to school?" George: "I went..." Mary: "Oh, he went to (name any college)." Susan (to herself): "Oh, oh. Poor George is a hushband." Susan to Mary and George: "Excuse me. I see the person who I'm supposed to meet. "George, nice talking to you." Mary: "Nice talking to you, too. C'mon George, let's go." |
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| 39. | Walker | ||
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Pre-pubescent male that has poor decision making skills like, piercing his own genitals with his father's nail gun. Stanislav: Oh my Lawd! What did you do to your nuts?
Walker: What?! You don't like my new bull ring? |
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| 40. | Getting Shurmured | ||
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Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals. Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio. Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.
Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week. Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it |
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| 41. | Swinglered | ||
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A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making. I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
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| 42. | toby naylor | ||
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A male with very low common sense and poor decision making skills. A Toby Naylor can never be single and lives to please his female counterpart. Usually have oversized craniums and buttocks. A wild Toby Naylor is easily spotted in the streets by their shit joggers and wank shoes. Rarely travels alone, usually accompanied by the previously mentioned female. "get some new joggers you toby naylor"
jake: "where's tony?" eliah: "oh he's with his girlfriend, shock... what a toby naylor" |
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