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1. poor bastard
a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.
Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
2. poor bastard
a really poor kid
michael kennedy
by mike Jan 21, 2004 add a video
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