A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual
Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART
by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020
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1. Someone who feels sick for no reason. (A.K.A. Pooptartitis)

2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.

3. An insult.
1. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.

2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!

3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!
by crimsongirloh10 December 15, 2010
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A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.
I would like one corn Pooptart please.
by super beto May 10, 2009
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1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.
little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.
by Chase55 October 28, 2007
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