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Bedroom Poppadom 

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack
The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms
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poopaddies 

An expression used as a nonsequitur response to annoy someone. I.E. someone asks you a serious question and you say "poopaddies" in a childish voice while staring blankly with an idiotic hypnotic smile. Usually has to be repeated several times to get a real blow up.
Do you think that was funny? Well?

poopaddies!

Jesus christ, what is wrong with you?

Poopaddies!
poopaddies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

poppadom 

a food item, it is thin and crispy. eaten by the pindian of today.
A:What are you having for dinner tonight?
B:Curry and...
A:..POPPADOM?
B:Well, if you would have let me finish. Yes I am having poppadoms.

Poopadelic 

Adjective 1: Annoying, Irritating, Obstructive, Bias.

Usualy used in a situation but can also be used as a name. (Nown)
Person 1: "Im SO bored!

Person 2: "I know! This class is SO Poopadelic!"

Person 1: "LOL At Your Life!"
Person 2: "You are such a Poopadelic!"
Poopadelic by MeatyOreGaming July 29, 2013

poppadum sock 

To ejaculate into a secret sock hidden down the side of ones bed or behind the chest of drawers! Over a period of time it magically transforms into a large brittle item derriving the crisp like properties of a poppadum.
"Hurry up my mams coming put a hammer to that poppadum sock before I am forever in shame"
poppadum sock by danny_kc December 29, 2008

Poppadum 

10" disc of deep fried pleasure served with curry. Delicious with onions, mango chutney, lime chilli or mint sauce.
Waiter: What would you like sir?

Harry: A chicken tikka massala with pilau rice. And can we get some poppadums with chutney?

Waiter: Very good sir.
Poppadum by Flexster September 29, 2008