An opportunity to poo.
Man, when we were at the mall, I totally missed my pooportunity, and now I have to wait until I get home.
by KoBoington June 26, 2012
The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.
by nylek May 06, 2009
The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.
Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.

Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.

Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.

Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
by Jocian August 11, 2014
The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.
Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!
by tootymcfruggle March 12, 2009

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