Poopcon-adjective, It is used to describe the severity of a poop, and is defined on a 1-5 scale. 1 being the lowest level of urgency to have to use the toilet and 5 being the worst possible feeling one could imagine in the intestines and stomach.
Hurry up in the bathroom....I'm at poopcon 5!!!! (Followed by the pants of the person who is at poopcon 5 being filled)
Even the littlest fart at a poopcon 5 can be lethal and cause one's pants to be imediately filled.