A super nasty and crappy tasting pina colada.
when given, the drinker turns an unusuial shade of green, and usually lashes out at others, usually the waiter.
can cause severs discomfort in the butt region and you may be blocked up for days.
oh, and the alcohol is the cheap kind, too.
Waiter- "Here you are sir, one pina colada."
Norman- "Thank you."
*Norman takes a huge glug of the stuff*
Norman- "This pina colada tastes like crap! you shoudl call it a POOPacolada!"
*Norman throws drink on unsuspecting passerby while refusing to tip the waiter*