a funny word
do you have to have an example to know what it is?
by Ricky November 28, 2003
A substance excreted from the gastro-intestinal tract through the buttox. This deposited waste has no protiens or any other nutrients. This waste has no potential value as a food.
Chris: I had to "Poop" today.
Christian: Can i have some?
Chris: Sure, let me get it out of my colon!
Christian: How much is it?
Chris: $25 Billion
Christian: Here,I'll pay in cash... right... here. Uh.
by MasterCrusaderX November 08, 2003
The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.
"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."
by Billy Trujillo November 05, 2003
Brown Yicky Stuff
well my breath smells alot like poop
by marky poo October 24, 2003
scat, crap, droppings, the lumpy brown stuff that comes out of your butt.
Sometimes I poop
by Asain Dennis January 01, 2013
People Order Our Patties
Spongebob: "Poop?"
Narrator: "Yes, poop! People Order Our Patties!"
by LikeATimeLord August 12, 2012
Some types of poop include:

The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.

The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.
by 3245475678878678.. November 25, 2011

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