1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.

2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.

3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.

4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.

5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.

6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.

7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!

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a random word that you blurt out in awkward silences or just whenever.
boy:will you go out with me?
girl:no
boy:ok........
girl:POOP!!!
boy:im gonna go now!
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1.an amazing substance made of various bits of food and awesome pieces of such and such.

2. element(such as water, ground, fire, etc.) that includes various sizes and appearances...different dialects of this element.


1. Oh my good lordy lord that dinner tasted so much like a poop it wasn't even funny!

2. The awesome mass and awe of that reminds me of poop!
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do you REALLY need to look this up
if you do ur brain is made of poop
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The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.
"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."
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Some types of poop include:

The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.

The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.
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A usually brownish blob that comes out your ass; either it shoots out or you have to push it out like your giving birth to it.
My poop shot out of my system like a rocket.
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