a random saying to say when dont know what else to say
by geoff March 09, 2003
God's magic candy, secreted from the human anus for our gastronomical enjoyment.
If you're low on cash but hungry for a special treat, scoop the poop off your bedsheets and give it a taste.
by unicorn=horsewithseatonhead January 21, 2009
a large brown creamy dessert usually chocolate flavoured sometimes vanilla.
i went to my friends house and for dessert she made a lovely poop
by pooper dooper :3 December 01, 2011

Though it generally means shit or feces, when you poop something it can also mean you launch it or throw it very far.
Example A: Look at those football players, pooping their football around
Example B: The cat was being annoying so I pooped him across the yard
by xXWhiteKnightXx July 18, 2010
A term used on Spongebob Sqaure Pants.

Don't be a squidward! Just rember: POOP
by APersonYouDontKnow22 November 23, 2011
Many definitions for different kinds of poop have been given, as well as the slang names for those different kinds. However, one type has been forgotten...

The Meteor: AKA. "The Inferno" "The Napalm Rocket" "The Firelog" "Easy In, Not Out" "The Shooting Star" "The Ring of Fire" "Shitting Razors" "The Turdinator" or "The Hellraiser." This kind of poop only occurs under extreme conditions, and can be ranked by severity on multiple levels. The people who will experience this kind of poop are usually spice junkies or those with really poor indigestion.

This kind of turd is characterized by the unbelievable burning sensation it causes as it leaves the anus. Depending on how callused and experienced one's digestive system is, this kind of poop can be either runny or solid or even almost blockage-like. The degree of burn it can stimulate varies as well. A dinner consisting of mild Jalapenos or Italian Red Pepper Flakes, or poor indigestion that leaves some acid in your excrement, may create a slight stinging sensation, whereas the consumption of an intense amount of Habaneros or Ghost Chilies can bring tears to your eyes and force you to bath your ass in cold water for relief as you beg for mercy. In addition, depending if the spicy dish is accompanied by something meaty, cheesy, starchy, or greasy, this kind of poop can either be semi-odorless, noisy and smelly, or in the worst case, nose crippling.
"I love the spiciness of Thai Curry, so I don't mind the level of heat I poop out eventually."

"Oh God. I ate a Volcano Burrito for lunch this afternoon, and I'll swear I just shat a meteor!"

"I often compete in an annual contest to see who can consume the most Jalapenos in one minute. By now, I rather enjoy it. However, it's still easier going in than it is coming out."

"That Tex Mex we had last night was good, but I was shitting razors this morning."
by MikiMouse March 16, 2010
1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.

2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.

3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.

4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.

5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.

6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.

7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!

cock, penis
by Fuzzy1! August 03, 2009

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