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Used as a substitute for any overused and unnecessary curse words you don't want to say, but that will still express your consternation and/or exasperation at something that really bites.
Random person #1: Hey, let's go get some donuts at the corner market.
Random person #2: Can't, my car exploded last night.
Random person #1: Poop!
by dudette1 September 11, 2008
squishy stuff that comes out of your butt
Person 1: I just took a huge poop
Person 2: lololololololololololol
by 7 Pound Butt Loaf April 06, 2008
Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate. Poop is not consistent.
Poo comes and goes and smells gross
by LilJOnWhattt July 30, 2005
a putrid and malodorous smelling compound, generally brown in color, that protrudes from ones anus as a form of human waste. Although generally firm in texture, it can be expelled in liquid form called diarrhea. On the contrary, it can be exudated in a harder firm form called constipation. Commonly though of as disgusting and nauseating.
Form of waste that can be found in normal, diarrhea, and constipation form.
by michael October 20, 2004
The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged.
speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves
the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind.
the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little.
the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion.
the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole.
cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn)
the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper.
the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while.
the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged.
the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal.
the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent
the lone star- when you only have one turd.
the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers.
the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel.
the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger.
the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
"jen grab the plunger! ive got a wrecking ball!'"

"hahah. did you hear mark in the bathroom with his firecracker?"

"awe man. not another soiler"

"no kendyl! dont eat those coco pebbles!"
by the masters0258 June 25, 2011
1. BLACK IRON POOP: A Poop Where You Get Up And You Get Scared Its Going To Drop On The Floor.
2.Pantie Poop: Only Gay People Say This.
3.WetCornPoop:Also Called WCP This Poop Is Very Rare.
4.PurplePoop: If This Applies To You Id See A Doctor Man!
5.Furby Poop:This Comand To A Furby Is Very Serious.
6.Wet Stanky Poop:YIKES!
7.Big Brown One: Probably Hurts Or Is Used To Make Fun Of CallOfDuty
bob loblaw:Hey jim
bob loblaw:Aww That is Fantastical!
by lolopie November 08, 2009
A very tasty kind of chocolate.
Hey,man, you gotta try some of this poop. Its delicious!
by sexybluesloth April 27, 2008