speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves
the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind.
the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little.
the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion.
the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole.
cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn)
the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper.
the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while.
the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged.
the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal.
the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent
the lone star- when you only have one turd.
the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers.
the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel.
the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger.
the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
"hahah. did you hear mark in the bathroom with his firecracker?"
"awe man. not another soiler"
"no kendyl! dont eat those coco pebbles!"
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
As the poop hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.
2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.
3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.
4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.
5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.