the oh my god hurry up poop: whenu sit down for a few years and its only have way done;
corn poop: the ones where ther is corn?
lifeguard poop:the poop that floats on the surface and insists on having a party by maiking the other poops float
best friend poop: the poop that never leaves u.
The Infinite: one that takes 100 days to poop out.
The Pooballs: a kind of poop that those not go in the water, it goes on your balls!
The DIFFERENT Pooballs: Poop shaped like balls.
The Corn: Poop with corn in/on it!
The Suprise: You try to fart, but start pooping your pants in public!
The Drink: Pee coming out of your anus.
The DIFFERENT Drink: kind of poop Jim had after a night of drinking.
The DIFFERENT DIFFERENT Drink: Dirrhea.
The I CANT POOP! Poop: The kind of poop that won't come out.
The Fart: You know what The Fart is.
The Anus Steak Burger: Kind of poop after eating a burger.
The Ice Cream Poop: Kind of poop after eating ice cream.
The Shart Poop: Farting, but a little of poop comes out.
Mr. Crabs: REMEMBER POOP
Spongebob:WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?
Mr. Crabs: I WANT MONEY NOW GET ME SOME BITCH AND I MIGHT JUST PAY YOU
Spongebob: cries and runs out the door
Mom: Don't worry, that's just called poop. They come in many shapes, sizes, and colors!
Boy: Cool! I want another one!
The Meteor: AKA. "The Inferno" "The Napalm Rocket" "The Firelog" "Easy In, Not Out" "The Shooting Star" "The Ring of Fire" "Shitting Razors" "The Turdinator" or "The Hellraiser." This kind of poop only occurs under extreme conditions, and can be ranked by severity on multiple levels. The people who will experience this kind of poop are usually spice junkies or those with really poor indigestion.
This kind of turd is characterized by the unbelievable burning sensation it causes as it leaves the anus. Depending on how callused and experienced one's digestive system is, this kind of poop can be either runny or solid or even almost blockage-like. The degree of burn it can stimulate varies as well. A dinner consisting of mild Jalapenos or Italian Red Pepper Flakes, or poor indigestion that leaves some acid in your excrement, may create a slight stinging sensation, whereas the consumption of an intense amount of Habaneros or Ghost Chilies can bring tears to your eyes and force you to bath your ass in cold water for relief as you beg for mercy. In addition, depending if the spicy dish is accompanied by something meaty, cheesy, starchy, or greasy, this kind of poop can either be semi-odorless, noisy and smelly, or in the worst case, nose crippling.
"Oh God. I ate a Volcano Burrito for lunch this afternoon, and I'll swear I just shat a meteor!"
"I often compete in an annual contest to see who can consume the most Jalapenos in one minute. By now, I rather enjoy it. However, it's still easier going in than it is coming out."
"That Tex Mex we had last night was good, but I was shitting razors this morning."