Some really bad weed
Man that shits some POOP!!!
by David Plane February 28, 2008
1. Brown stuff (non-absorbed food matter) that comes in many shapes and sizes and exits the body via your ass!!! *My examples are very funny!
1.The Watermelon Poop: A Very large poop that will not come out; a.k.a. constipation.

2.The Turtle Poop: This poop is mean to you. When you push, it goes out; but when you stop, it goes back in.

3.The Brownie Batter Poop: This comes out a liquid, (Not the point), but when your done, and you look in the toilet, it looks like you crapped brownie batter from your ass.

4.The Pistol Poop: This poop Shoots out of your ass like a bullet fired from a gun. Related to the explosion poop.

5. The Explosion Poop: This poop is related to the pistol poop. This one shoots out of your ass, like the pistol poop, but its bigger; so when it hits the water, it makes a toilet water explosion and your ass gest wet.

6.The "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!" Poop: This poop feels like lava when it comes out. Very painful.

7.The "Where is it?" Poop: You feel this poop come out and hear it splash; but when you look in the toilet, *POOF* its gone!

cock, penis
by Fuzzy1! August 03, 2009
a random word that you blurt out in awkward silences or just whenever.
boy:will you go out with me?
girl:no
boy:ok........
girl:POOP!!!
boy:im gonna go now!
by jennygoth562 December 06, 2008
1.The brown stuff in the toilet that always puts the bathroom out of order at McDonalds
2. an insult that is used when you're too lazy to think of a better one
1. damn I went to use the bathroom in that gas station and the poop was all over the place, it was like a war zone!

2. rick was acting like a poop last night.
by jayhawkk December 03, 2008
The one and only thing a cat is good for, thus the only suitable name for such a creature.
"These are my cats. (Pointing to each)Poops 1, Poops 2, Poops 3..."
by Billy Trujillo November 05, 2003
Brown Yicky Stuff
well my breath smells alot like poop
by marky poo October 24, 2003
Some types of poop include:

The Perf-poop: This is the most enjoyable poop, it escapes quickly.
The Pellet-poop: This is when you feel like you gotta go, so you go, but it comes out in pellets.
The Sneak-attack: This one just doesn't even alert you. It just comes right out.

The log: This one takes a high level of squeezing, but it comes out literally like a branch off a tree.
The JK poop: This one starts to exit, but then crawls back in, causing a huge amount of pain. Definitely the worst poop and is never enjoyable.
The confused: You squeeze so hard, you just keep peeing.
The ghost: No matter how much you squeeze, and you feel it come out, nothing is there.
The barely-made-it: It starts to come out, but hopefully you made it to the toilet.
Man, I just took a massive poop.
by 3245475678878678.. November 25, 2011
people own our panties
hey i am girl who knows her panties are owned by guys. so I poop.
by anayguy November 28, 2010

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