Noun: a toe that has been inserted where poop would come out of a person, the pooper. Also, slang for an annoying friend.
Verb: the act of inserting a toe into a pooper. Also, slang for getting stuck hanging out with an annoying friend.
Past Tense: "Poop toed" or "toed"
Noun: "man did you give her the poop toe yet?" or "Ha, I saw you talking to that poop toe at work!"
Verb: "I would really like to poop toe the new girl." or "Sucka, you got poop toed"