a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie
that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.
Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.
Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?
Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.