|1.||plant a tree|
to take a poop; to defecate.
Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
|2.||Hyper Turkish Textile Plant|
A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.
The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
|3.||plant brown carrots|
Funny way to describe bowel movements.
About an hour after I ate turkey, I went upstairs to plant brown carrots.
A low laying plant that has red stems and green leaves that primarly grows by mailboxes along the side of the road.
Poopcrotch is a multi-purposed plant that to date has been used within chili, smoked, and weaved together to produce rope. Additional uses for Poopcrotch are still being discovered.
1.A brown oblong object, often found floating in a toilet, consisting of faecal waste. A turd. Especially a large one.
2.A brown oblong object, often capable of floating, consisting of bark-coated wood. A thick branch or trunk of a woody plant, no longer attached to said plant. Usually the product of a tree surgeon.
3.Something you use in Mathematics which no one ever uses IRL.
Person in need of a poop: "I gotta go 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't go leaving any logs in the pan (toilet bowl). My girlfriend's round later."
== Phase 1 YOuth ==
Mr. Wise was born in 1782 on Kangaroo Island, South Australia. While there, he loved goffers. he was raised by the notorious poopy bird. He loved dandilions, which inspired his grammy award winning book, dandilion hoppings.
== Phase 2: The Jetsons and Clamidia ==
After leaving the island on a small sail boat, he went to audition for the Jetsons tv show. He did not make it. The next day, each Jetson was found dead. Police are still looking for suspects. After accidently falling into a volcano, he met his lover, Gina Clamidia.
Unfortunately, she died. He left the volcano.
He found a strange monkey in a tree, and it told him, "You will right a song about Harold the monkey, so he can finally get some." Mr Wise wrote the song, but Harold never got some. After accidentaly walking into a power plant, he fell into a bowl of nuclear nachos and found he had super powers, the power to be gay!!! But then he realized, it was just the cocaine.
== Phase 3: snafu ==
Wise tried to become a UFC fighter, but he was kicked out when he tried to do a wet willy to Jack black. Then some fans of his song "harold the monkey, come give him some" came to start a band with him. It sucked. then he tried to be the stand in for charlie brown on the christmas special, but he was kicked off for being a puppy puncher. he realized he sucked at music and acting, so he stole some gold from his best friends wife and sold it to cash for gold.com. From this he got $7.4...
special plant that grows places
weed is phat.... and by phat i dont mean fat but phat... with a ph