Top Definition
A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
#poop #toilet #ass #peeping tom #perv
by murato February 13, 2010
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