|1.||poop on my cake|
Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.