When you think you're done pooping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to poop again. Then are you done? Yeah, wipe again. Oops, more poop? Then wipe some more. Coined by Larry the Cable Guy.
Larry was at the county fair making poop lasagna in the bathroom. "Poop, paper, poop, paper, poop, paper..."
When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!
DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!