| 1. | poop-erection | ||
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Having hard poop slowly come out of your anus and gradually get bigger until it is too heavy for your anus to hold. Jonny had a huge poop-erection after eating 3 banana's.
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| 2. | poop boner | ||
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A need to poop that gives you a slight erection Tim Kaye had a poop boner after his concert.
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| 3. | Poop Cacoon | ||
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Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection. Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon
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| 4. | Poop Boner | ||
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When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection. Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.
This poop boner is wicked! |
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| 5. | Front Poop | ||
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When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants. me:Dude, my pants are so tight..
friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop. |
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| 6. | you just sank my boner to the ground | ||
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Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly. .....
Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*. Butthead: What did you say?! Beavis: I said "poop!". Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground. I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground! |
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| 7. | presidential erection | ||
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When u get a boner while doing an activity that has absolutly nothing with sex. holy crap i was watching x men and i got a "presidential erection"
It sucked because then my girlfriend gave me an Indian chicken rash. |
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