a bunch of friends got together and we told this one kid he had to eat one of our craps. he tried to say no but we told him if he ran we would catch him, tie his balls to a rope and hang him from the ceiling. we had done things like this to eachother before, so he got scared. so one friend took a shit, so the guy picked it up, opened his mouth, and my friend shoved it in. the kid was gagging, shit smeared on his lips and teeth, and he puked all over himself. now we call him poop eater.

Game show host Louie Anderson