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9.
when your dick's got poop on it.
branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.
by bee rye ahn June 12, 2007
 
1.
A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
 
2.
when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."
by spanky March 12, 2005
 
3.
A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.
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4.
having poop on the penis after anal sex
Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.
by mamamomash March 20, 2003
 
5.
when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.
1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.
by richard gailey November 19, 2005
 
6.
The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.
I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.
by A. King. January 17, 2005
 
7.
1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)
1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!
by My57Vettes September 12, 2005