| 1. | Cooter Killer | ||
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When you are porking your girlfriend, you being on top her on the bottom, and you feel that special feeling like you have to blow a massive load. You quickly but skillfully go into a full fledged handstand and scream any word of your choice. We suggest; "Wooooo" or, "Hi-Yah!". Then as you are coming down, try your damnedest to get it back where you started. The success rate is very poor, but some manage to hit the love mitten. (95% miss, don't feel bad.) Finally, you kill the coot! Thus, the name being...DUN DUN DUN....The Cooter Killer. CoReSaZ: With those free Trojans I got in the mail, man, I totally gave Fran the Cooter Killer!
B-Dizz: Right on!...Who in the hell is Fran?! CoReSaZ: Sams mom :)...I wish :( |
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| 2. | Beefqueef | ||
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When a guy sharts into a womans cooter and she queefs it out as hard as she can. "Ohhh that bob and Michelle sure do love to beefqueef! You'd think they had their own poop porn propaganda they do it so much."
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| 3. | cooter fight | ||
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-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion -"lets go downstairs and cooter fight"
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| 4. | choco-taco | ||
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It is another term for a dirty sexual act, the Choco-taco has gotten it's name when a male decides to take a "dump" into the female partners vaginal insides. Daddy: Come on sweety, you want your choco-taco?
Daugher: Daddy, what's a choco-taco? Daddy: Well hunny, spread your legs. Daughter: *spreads legs* Daddy: *Takes a poop in her vagina* Daughter: Daddy, why did you just poop in my hoo-hoo? Daddy: Well sweety, I was showing you what a Choco-taco is. |
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| 5. | steak rocket | ||
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Particularly well-formed feces, associated particularly with a satisfying mid-day bowel movement. I gotta go to crap canaveral and launch a steak rocket.
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| 6. | Tainter-tots | ||
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wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus. "When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"
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| 7. | Bunt Faced Cooter | ||
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1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss 1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"
2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?" "No, I'm ok with just this one" "Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie" |
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