| 1. | shit company | ||
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Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits. "If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."
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| 2. | blonde poop | ||
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Poop which contains more corn than actual poop. Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!
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| 3. | Poop Buddies | ||
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When you have a friend of such great magnitude that he/she will go sit in a stall next to you just to keep you company whilst pooping. This person must also be childish enough to giggle at farts or any other noises that take place during regular bathroom rituals "Hey Chad, I'm about to poop my pants! Your one my poop buddies so lets find a bathroom fast where I can drop this log and we can continue our conversation while in the bathroom!"
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| 4. | rough company | ||
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A horrible no good very bad load of shit gone out your anus into the toilet. I'm sorry I was late, Mrs. Sampuda, but i had some serious rough company this morning.
Damn mom, that chili's gonna bring over some rough company. |
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| 5. | rough company | ||
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Horrible diarrhea, the kinda that is hard to get out "it's gonna be a minute, i've got some rough company on the way."
"sorry, i can't eat mexican food, that's just begging for rough company." |
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| 6. | fartinger | ||
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stinky harbinger of shitty things to come. Fart before the poop. The early accounting issues at Enron was fartinger of the eventual collapse of the company.
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| 7. | Lackman | ||
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A company who makes food at hofstra. The food looks and smells appetizing, but from the first bite to the last, will be coming out at least 2 hours after eating, in either gas, liquid, or solid form. David Luke did the lackman food make you poop again, cause I smell a stinker.
Not yet but believe me its coming. ... |
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