|1.||The sandy poop box|
When having intercourse on the beach you pull out, stick your schlong in the sand and then instantly stick it into your girls poop box. Warning this could cause multiple cuts on your wenie and sand in your girls anus.
Wow my weiner hurts really bad because i performed the sandy poop box on my girl.
A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".
Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.
Ryan's poop candle reminded him of that time he didn't wash after having unprotected anal sex with with his high school sweetheart Rebecca.
where I relieve myself when I'm at a friends house who has a cat. leaving quite the surprise for said friend's mom when she cleans out the box.
Oh golly Stephen, I think Candy is sick.
Well she left this really huge shit in the litter box and that is just unnatural for an animal of her size.
Oh, I see. Yea you had better call the Vet for that.
|4.||litter box butt|
a butt that attracts cats because it smells like cat poop and they think it is their litter box.
Damn, girl! That cat has been following you around all day! He must be able to smell your litter box butt.
A rare monkey found frolicking through the forests of Honduras. They eat what they find on the ground, usually muffins made with crickets, bullfrogs, and sometimes blood, and on rare occasions with pieces of glass in them. If you listen carefully you will hear the faint sound of the poop, as they call it, muttering to itself, usually saying such phrases as, "What are we doing?", "Why are we happening?", "What is box happening?", "Denzel Washington" and others. At night, they will be found near the riverbank talking to the liopleurodons. This animal is extremely smart and dangerous, so if you're in the forests of Honduras and hear the sound of the monkey hitting its chest, stay far away.
*thump thump thump*
"Oh no! It's a Poop Magoo! RUN AWAY!"
|6.||Dick n a box|
a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.
Another word for butt. My mom uses this word all tha time and i find it very funny. It's called "hockey" box because I guess once u eat and digest, "pucks" come out the other end...lolz
Dude, I gotta go empty my hockey box!!