When having intercourse on the beach you pull out, stick your schlong in the sand and then instantly stick it into your girls poop box. Warning this could cause multiple cuts on your wenie and sand in your girls anus.

A masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. Before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their anus, wick end first. Once inserted the internal head produced by the "candlers" anus causes the candle to soften' allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the "candle burner".

Once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the "candle burner" proceeds to masturbate surrounded in the"poop aura" of their beloved.

where I relieve myself when I'm at a friends house who has a cat. leaving quite the surprise for said friend's mom when she cleans out the box.

a butt that attracts cats because it smells like cat poop and they think it is their litter box.

A rare monkey found frolicking through the forests of Honduras. They eat what they find on the ground, usually muffins made with crickets, bullfrogs, and sometimes blood, and on rare occasions with pieces of glass in them. If you listen carefully you will hear the faint sound of the poop, as they call it, muttering to itself, usually saying such phrases as, "What are we doing?", "Why are we happening?", "What is box happening?", "Denzel Washington" and others. At night, they will be found near the riverbank talking to the liopleurodons. This animal is extremely smart and dangerous, so if you're in the forests of Honduras and hear the sound of the monkey hitting its chest, stay far away.

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

Another word for butt. My mom uses this word all tha time and i find it very funny. It's called "hockey" box because I guess once u eat and digest, "pucks" come out the other end...lolz