1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.
..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........
by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009

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