poonscape 

The view one has from between the thighs of a female human. Poonscapes can be beautiful, when well maintained, much like an unspoiled moonscape, or with lack of maintenance can be quite disturbing much like finding corn under the foreskin of your uncircumcised penis the morning after having drunken anal sex.

After munching happily until Samantha reached her 4th climax, Charles gazed with a sense of awe and accomplishment at the poonscape he was about to conquer by planting his flag inside.

poonscape by EdmontonBoy July 7, 2010

ponysnake

A synonym for penis.

The easy way to get out of jail is to ask the warden's wife if she wants to ride the ponysnake all the way to tunatown. If she doesn't answer right away, she wants it. Or she doesn't know where tunatown is.

ponysnake by BertM March 20, 2008

PoopSnake 

A creature first found in Alaska. It is a cryptid that is known to crawl up the anus of innocent victims who go into stationary outhouses of the United States wilderness, more specifically the tongas national forest. It was previously know as a mythological creature to scare children from staying in the outhouse too long until the poopsnake incidents of 1998. Since then, there has been many encounters with young people involving a poop snake. While it is not deadly, it crawls into your ass and creates a tape worm.

Chad: watch out for the poopsnake in the outhouse
Frank: yeah I head this one was particularly notorious for the fecal reptiles
Kevin: I need to take a shit, I don’t give a shit about the warnings I’d rather shit in an outhouse.

*kevin* gets invaded by a poopsnake*
Kevin says: “this is worse than that sim ester I spent in catholic school”

PoopSnake by John Baptiste la trace May 17, 2022

poonkake

1. n- A female orgy which has vaginas stacked two or more high, with syrup or candle wax running over the snatches.

2. n- A cake shaped like a vagina.

3. n- A person with a common first and last name (ex. Mike Smith)

1. "Id love to jump in on that poonkake."

2. "Poonkake is so fucking tasty."

3. "Sweet, Im flying with Poonkakes."

poonkake by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...

pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

Poopsnake 

When you perform anal sex on a woman (or man I guess) and you let your cock sit there in her ass for a few minutes. After you think enough she is relaxed you pull out real quick releasing the poopsnake, thus embarrasing the stupid ho.

I gave Laura the poop snake last night, she crapped all over herself.

Poopsnake by Spider Man January 5, 2004

Poopshake 

A dance resemblng the motion used to remove the last little nugget while pooping.

"Everybody do the poopshake!"

Poopshake by theloneas August 29, 2006