Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

Poon Puddle Patty by nigger nick December 19, 2005

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Poondiddler

one who is trained in the art of diddling poon.

one who pleases women through fingerbanging

"That Patrick sure is an expert poondiddler"

Poondiddler by turdmasterflex April 8, 2009

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Poon Puddle Patty • Poondiddler • pornhuddle

pornhuddle

1) A traditional orgy gathering at a sports arena where it is recorded.

2) When 5 or more people huddle for more than warmth.
3) A library of porn

Antonym of british Porno Huddle (Has nothing to do with porn.) This has everything to do with porno.

1)Hey Donna! You coming to the pornhuddle tonight after the game? Fuck you JIM everyone saw it on online last time i went.

2) There's only one way to warm up in such cold weather. Lets make a pornhuddle to get the heat really going.

3) What the hell Bobby!! Whats this giant pornhuddle of National Geographic doing under your bed!

pornhuddle by MrUnderground December 7, 2016

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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