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-noun -verb

1. The act of physically jabbing a woman's poon.

2. Any person who instinctively makes an activity or situation unbearable on the level of receiving a poon jab. Commonly mistaken for a douche or dip shit, or fuck tard.
In a professional training session:

Sean: he he. Hey guys I just farted and screamed like a wounded hippopotamus.

Dustin: Oh my God...

Brandon: Really guy?

Instructor: What a poon jab.

Guy1: That girl tried to kick me in the balls so I totally gave her a poon jab.

Guy2: Right on!
by Fireman23 April 19, 2011
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mini papadilli yo jabbed that fat chick in her poon.
by pj November 12, 2003
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Military Slang/derogatory: Afghan local national, male.
Go get poonjab and have him build it.
by StupidSGT March 29, 2011
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to continuously fist away at willing or unwilling anal or vaginal cavity with no remorse whatsoever. It is usally done with fellow coworkers watching and cheering on the poon jabber by screaming "WHOOT THERE IT IS!"
My and the guys got off of work and went to Luke's mom's house and I poon jabbed the shit out of her!
It was so much fun we all went to Burger King came back and poon jab her some more, but this time in her brown eye!
by getsome3378 February 10, 2009
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The act of fisting a girl and basically knocking on her ovaries....LOL :)
You better shut the fuck up or I'll give ya a Poonjab!
by Derf Man August 06, 2003
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noun: an insult term for someone from India.
Look at the fucken poon jab!
by Oloto March 10, 2005
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A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.
I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.
by Cam-Shaft September 18, 2006
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