Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonaner 

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.

Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!

poonanerag by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006

poonanny 

A great way to refer to a female human vagina. It's kinda cute, so the chicks are usually cool when you ask to see their poonanny. or touch it, apply saliva, etc.

C'mon baby, let me check out your poonanny!, or
Wassup with that poonanny, baby?

poonanny by quaker oatmeal July 25, 2003

poonany pie 

A sex feast consisting of the best pussy you've ever had the pleasure to smash, lick, munch, eat, pile drive, bone, make love to, etc.

"Man, I just boned the tightest, wettest poonany pie last night!"
"That there poonany pie is some GOOD pie."

poonany pie by KnowledgeKicks May 2, 2008

poonany

1.A slang word for a females vagina that began as poon-tang and then was said to inbreds who added a little southern lip to to become poonany.

2.Also a raunchy Blues singer/musician who really hasn't yet hit the big time.

1. "Hey Cletus, I just put my sausage in Betty-annes poonany."

2. "Poonany is one good Blues musician."

poonany by slopass December 12, 2003

Voodoo Poonanny 

Voodoo Poonanny is the desription of a woman's sexual organs that once a man is intimiate with he loses all common sense and impulse control.

Hans got fired today because the girl he was dating had Voodoo Poonanny. No matter how bad she treated him he couldn't quit trying to talk to her. Finally after she told him he couldn't have it anymore he called her ranting and raving because and his boss overheard the conversation.

Voodoo Poonanny by Pops & Gramps September 11, 2009