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Poon is the new nickname for an idiot. but it is used amongst friends. it is not used to emotionally scar dorks.
Don't be a poon all your life man Shameek!!
by Freshlook Blue October 10, 2006
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The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.
That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....
by The squeemish taco chucker February 03, 2008
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1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.
1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"
by John Eatman April 07, 2006
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wat i call my cute little pussy that i like for girls/guys to lick on and make me cum really good. Also wat i like to play with six times a day bcause i luv to cum...alot:)
"you wanna put your big fat dick in my tight little poon?"
by sexxigrl October 23, 2007
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I feel like a bit of poon
by starflier December 04, 2003
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verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.

(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.

Can be used in many forms.
Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"

Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"

Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"
by eoinsy August 21, 2009
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to poon..
to be pooned..
to do the pooning..
to do un-nameble things to someone in random orifices.
"I'm going to poon your girlfriend.. poon her right in the mouth"
by Peachy Cream April 18, 2004
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