imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:
v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?
by nuglifee April 15, 2010
To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.
'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'
by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011
A young female which is probably underage, which older males are attracted to.
Dude1: Hey, chick out that girl, she is a proper poon!
Dude2: Woah, no way dude! I aint touching that!
by charlesx2 July 05, 2011
A man's asshole
John: I love to slay poon
Jeff: I know, my asshole is still sore!
by vaginalicker666 January 16, 2013
big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon
Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"
similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex
why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol
by STARKERS June 06, 2010

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