'Poon'- is now commonly used an umbrella term for the female reproductive organ, the vagina. Yet the origins of 'poon' lie in the Welsh valleys. 'Poon' a Welsh word which when translated means 'sheep's vagina'. It was common place for many, often drunken, Welsh Sheppards to find comfort and relief in the form the form of poon.
Dave "Rhodri you must remember the three laws of poon:

1. Poon is poon
2. All poon is good
3. Let's get shots"

Gerindt "Boyo that poon wasn't half moist, pass the savlon"
by D.Goodwin August 13, 2010
imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.
I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.
by megamayne2011 January 08, 2011
similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex
why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol
by STARKERS June 06, 2010
Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.
1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!
by raj yin June 04, 2010
To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.
'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'
by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011
Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:
v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?
by nuglifee April 15, 2010

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