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15.
A man's asshole
John: I love to slay poon
Jeff: I know, my asshole is still sore!
by vaginalicker666 January 16, 2013
 
16.
An annoying wrongdoer. In the ranking system where maynes are at the top followed by goons, poons are at the bottom. This term is generally found in the South.
I can't believe those poons tried to come to our sweet party mayne.
by megamayne2011 January 08, 2011
 
17.
Noun. Synonym for "girls"

can also be used as a verb:
v. I'm gonna poons it tonight with Kathryn

n. Where the poons at?
by nuglifee April 15, 2010
 
18.
To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.
'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'
by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011
 
19.
A young female which is probably underage, which older males are attracted to.
Dude1: Hey, chick out that girl, she is a proper poon!
Dude2: Woah, no way dude! I aint touching that!
by charlesx2 July 05, 2011
 
20.
big ol' wet, sopping, flaps of that are located between whores legs. there fore, guys do not have a poon (inless they get some hard core surgery done) men usually have a temptation to shove there big ol' long sholngs in that there poon
Jeff:"damn! last night i shoved my big ol; long shlong in that bitches poon!
Joe:"well did tht poon taste like tuna or salmon?"
Jeff: *sarcastic* "that poon was more fresh than a purina purifyer!!!"
 
21.
pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon
dude she likes pooning all night.
by kiananani December 19, 2010