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A poon is a little creature that dwells in the darkness and feeds off of ladels and soup spoons. Its eyes are large and he keeps it full o the sam huca.
Dude ive never seen such a poon in my life, he is such a goon!
by Johansen Strosenberg December 05, 2007
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1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly
Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.
by Gnome November 21, 2004
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in gaming, any player whos resorts to using cheap, cheaty sorts of tactics.
"That move is so poony."
by cooldude March 13, 2003
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nothing... this word does not exist because the true spelling is p-u-n-e. so look up p-u-n-e
1) jerry: man that guy is a poon,
Lenny: no you spell pune p-u-n-e
jerry: oh yeah i forgot i was a dumbass
by kevin michael mcalpine November 05, 2004
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adj. Badass; tight; used to describe something/someone that is really awesome
Everyone at the concert was so poon.
by Emilo September 23, 2006
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extremely hot woman that is usually from some ethnic group like itallian, russian or some asian country
"check out that poon asian chick!"
by Sovereign November 15, 2004
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1: A person possessing little or no courage or moral resolve.
2: Used as a generic, often meaningless insult.
Don't one-up me poon.
Just do it already, don't be a poon.
by transience November 22, 2007
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