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71.
A man/male whom is so desperate for love of the opposite sex licks ladies' bike seats.
You are so desperate, you poon!
by [Judge] February 08, 2003
 
72.
what you do to a noob
dude you got pooned like a little moob
by mikey mike mo July 23, 2008
 
73.
Variation on the word "pwn", with same meaning. Derived from the Welsh pronuciation of the letter "w" which sounds like double "o", as in "soon".

Also spelt p00n.
I pooned you.
He is pooning noobs.
I am going to poon you.
I built a poonbot(an awesome robot)
He is the poonerer!
by Benny Rothsbotton May 21, 2008
 
74.
Somebody who licks bicycle seats
Stop pooning around dude
by Stead February 09, 2008
 
75.
wat i call my cute little pussy that i like for girls/guys to lick on and make me cum really good. Also wat i like to play with six times a day bcause i luv to cum...alot:)
"you wanna put your big fat dick in my tight little poon?"
by sexxigrl October 23, 2007
 
76.
An alternative way of spelling or saying 'pwn.'
"Joe said he was good at Counter-Strike, but I totally pooned him!"
by Pred August 15, 2007
 
77.
A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!
Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!
by taliciousbone August 10, 2007