2. "Pookie, you were great last night!"
3. "Girls, I need coffee - Pookster went all night!"
He has never been seen again.
*Pook Materializes from thin air*
*AFC*- IT’S THE POOK! Oh great master, if I kneel before you and worship your image will you teach me how to harness the powers of speed seduction, rapport, matching states, and closings?
*Pook*- Why do you wish to know these things?
*AFC*- Because I want a Girlfriend, because I need Women! Only they can fulfill me, make me a whole person! How else can I live a happy and fulfilling life? Without a Woman by my side, I am nothing. Will you--
*Pook*- SILENCE YOU FOOL! I will teach you nothing! Go to Sosuave and learn those ridiculous techniques! You are obviously not a Man and, therefore, are unworthy of being taught the Mystical Way of the Pook. Do not summon me again or I will banish you to the realms of the Oneitis Nice Guys for an Eternity!
*AFC*- Nooo! Don't! Please, I beg you! Teach me you everlasting wisdom! I want to get Women!! PLEASE!!
*AFC cries himself to sleep*
2. (v) to be pooked: exhausted, sore, and/or hurting, after a long night's of partying and buckn' rails, popping and/or drinking. Too tired to even puke. in other words, the morning after feeling.
26 hours later, stomach so empty you don't have the strength to even hold your body up:
"Man, i'm fuckn' pooooked"
and thus, making you a POOK.