Pootonium 

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

Pootonium by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011

poontongue 

Also known as the clitoris.

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.

poontongue by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Poonton 

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.

Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!

Poonton by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010

pooton

n. a particle of feces suspended in the air which produces a foul smell resulting from flatulance or defecation.

1. Wow, those pootons are still trapped inside the car after we left it for an hour; it sure does stink in here.
2. Much like a particle of light is a photon, a particle of poop is a pooton.

pooton by codephanie February 13, 2014

Pooton

Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.

Dude, you just got us into major pooton.

Pooton by William Dean A. Garner May 22, 2011

pooftenth 

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

pooftenth by David Arnott September 2, 2003

Pooton

A crispy-ass hoe who sleeps with people in nightclub toilets

Girl 1: This party is bangin'!
Girl 2: Ew, look at that girl heading to the toilets, what a Pooton!!!!!!

Pooton by poloswag May 6, 2014