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19.
The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.

A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.

A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
 
1.
another word for a homosexual
you fucking poofter!
by UnKnown February 13, 2003
 
2.
Aussie slang for a homosexual, used first in the 60's. Now used all around the world. poofter is the same as "fart knocker"(which also means homosexual)
"piss off you rooting poofter"
by Wyll Smyth April 03, 2006
 
3.
Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".
I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.
by anonymous1999 December 15, 2007
 
4.
A male homosexual, often one who is also effeminite in his mannerisms. Used exclusively in a negative sense by heterosexuals. Word variant: poof
You know why Cyril wears pink? It's because he's a poofter, that's why!
by Xaviana December 01, 2003
 
5.
another word for a gay
shut up you bunch of poofters
by graham is the best October 23, 2007
 
6.
Well it's just another word for a gay dude, the rest the rest of the world stole it from us Aussies, so I am here by taking it back.
Andrew: *running around in hot pink assless chaps with a muscle shirt on and a little shitzu with him*

Me: "Oh Jesus Christ andrew, your such a bloody poofter"

Andrew: "Oh be nice" * runs away crying with his shitzu behind him
by Thadius T. Third III November 15, 2005
 
7.
A passive or emasculated male.
Stop babying him like that! You're going to turn him into a poofter!
by Reed February 17, 2004