n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
by Michael Gannett February 14, 2006
Top Definition
When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
by Mcgash, Squints, Midget November 19, 2007
slang term for a gay man, i.e. queen
For God's sake, I'm gay but I don't wear make-up and a boa like that poofer over there.
by derek April 24, 2004
When someone doesn't let you ride out the sun roof while driving home.
Kelsey is a poofer
by Soames and Trent August 10, 2014
A cute guy from California who likes kitties and back massages
Did you see Kaylin talking to Poofer yesterday??
by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014
A device created with piping to blow a poof of fire. When created and built correctly, they will create a sudden ball of fire. The device uses a bottle of propane, piped into an expansion tank. From the expansion tank you pipe to a valve. After the valve you have an ignition source.
Popularly used at Burning Man.
Damn, that poofer blows out a HHUUUGEE fireball!
by Lightplumes February 14, 2011
When a vagina is so big that the only noise made during sex is the poooooofff. Sometimes just the slip of a finger might turn into a whole hand, arm, leg and even head..
Man that girl was so hot untill we started to get it on and i fell in, she had a real poofer
by jibjab25 January 24, 2011
a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca
"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"
by c-money, sasquatch August 06, 2008

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