Urban Dictionary: poofarter

1.	poofarter
	Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'. A person that farts and poos at the same time. Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage. Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel. "He's a poofarter" "I'm a poofarter!" "I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away" "Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof." buy poofarter mugs & shirts poo farter poofarter poofarted poofarting brown trousers by Joetron Aug 31, 2009 add a video